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by
Martin Bronstein, Live at Grand Central Terminal, New York, 21 Feb 2004
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| Patrick Chifunda
(front)
stood toe to toe with David Palmer in the first game © 2004 Debra Tessier |
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| Lee Beachill(front)
and Simon Parke played attritional squash © 2004 Debra Tessier |
NOSTALGIA NEVER WAS
WHAT IT USED TO BE
Sad to say Lee Beachill and
Simon Parke regressed - or to put it nicely, took a stroll down memory
lane and played some of the most boring squash of the day as 95 percent
of their shots were sent to the back of the court. Had the boast been
outlawed? Had the drop shot gone out of fashion? Did both these players
felt they needed a good run? Gawd help us. We are not talking about a
couple of hackers here, but top ten players, two of the finished produced
in the UK (not counting John White or Liam Kenny). I've seen Parke play
exhilarating stuff - remember not so long ago he put Nicol and Power on
successive days to win the US Open. And twice I have seen Beachill wipe
Nicol off the court. But maybe it was two Yorkshiremen trying to prove
who was tougher; whatever it was, by the time the first game had finished
15-6 in Beachill's favour after 18 minutes, I was beginning to contemplate
switching to crocquet or, even golf. Arrrgggh.
Beachill won the next two games by which I was past caring although I
did wonder what possessed him to revert to attritional squash when he
could have such a tough four days ahead of him.
TWO MINDS BECOME ONE
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| Joe
Kneipp(r) and Liam Kenny finished off the evening at Grand Central
for the capacity crowd © 2004 Debra Tessier |
He certainly did; he took control of the game, anticipated Kenny's shots,
jumped on them like lightning and soon had Kenny scampering all over the
court. Although Kneipp does not have a reputation as a shotmaker, that
racket becomes part of him and tonight he did some wondrous things. On
one shot, Kenny had caught him going the wrong way, the ball still high
in the air. Kneipp was running in a northwesterly direction, the ball
was heading on a bearing of SSE while Kneipp's racket, starting in front
of him, arced over his head going due west to meet the ball at 63 degrees
centigrade [I'm not very scientific] and senT it to the front wall. And
he won the rally. He won the third game 15-4 and Kenny was totally run
out. A good end to an evening which can only be kindly described as 'real
first round" performances.